It's Now Or Never

I hate first impressions, mainly because of two distinct reasons. One, because I hate, I mean really detest meeting new people. The more comical thing is, I don't have a particular reason, I just do. And I guess that's one of the things you should know about me, some things I do or opinions I give have no rhyme or reason or evidence to support my claim, they are just something that is a part of me. I also frequently ramble, get off topic and get totally side-tracked, and digress quite often. Getting back to my original topic... reason two, because I always manage to screw first impressions up. Either I laugh at everything they say, even if it isn't remotely funny, and end up sounding like a retarded donkey choking on it's own tongue, or I try to make small talk, which I completely and epically fail at. My idea of chatting is far beyond what most people think of as being "reasonable and appropriate conversation." So hold your breath for me guys, and hope that I don't screw this up too badly.

I will be perfectly honest, I'm probably not the most likable person in the world. But one of the things I am is myself, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week (and no, I'm not a Walmart). Let's be honest, we all somewhat care what other people think of us, how they view us to put it plainly. But, I will say this, unlike most people you will meet, I don't let other people get in the way of me and my dreams. I am not afraid to be that quirky, intelligent, beautiful, athletic, polite, and occasionally borderline annoying girl that I hope some of you will grow to love. So here is my promise to you, my reader, that the girl I described above is the one that will write to you, amaze you, surprise you, educate you, and with an insane amount of luck and probably a shit-load of Pixie Dust, make you laugh, even just a little. 

I'm not one of those teenagers who only writes about themselves and what problems THEY have and what THEY want and what THEY think is best for everyone. This blog isn't going to be all "ME, ME, ME!". Of course, you will find some me in here, since that's bound to happen, but I am going to try my very best to write about things that I think you guys will find mildly amusing and somewhat enjoyable. I'm new at this, so wish me luck! 

I'll spare you the autobiography all at once, because I realize that would be a tad bit... overwhelming? Through my posts, you shall learn more about me and find out what kind of a person I truly am, and hopefully (fingers crossed), maybe even grow to like me. Just know that this blog is different from others. In here, you get my unedited thoughts, my obsessive addictions, my late-night ramblings, my idealistic and un-researched views, my unsystematic notions, my compulsive lies, my wild inventions, and my uncensored dreams. But most importantly, you'll get me.